I have written, and write, verses on different subjects,including politics. Some are satiric and some, I hope, amusing. Feel free to comment.

August 10, 2015

Trump – The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Those who hoped they would no longer have to see his sneer
are cheesed off when from the TV Trump will not disappear.
They watched him as ten Republicans debated
and his performance as garbage can be was rated.

He started off by displaying his skill as a debater
by insulting the Fox channel moderator.
His femmephobia was soon demonstrated
as against Megyn Kelly he remonstrated.

When she asked him questions that were penetrating
he claimed it was obvious she was menstruating.
He said her condition she could not disguise
as he could see her bleeding from everywhere, even her eyes.

He was disgusted when a woman her baby had to breast feed.
making one wonder whether Donald was first fed with weed.
Rumour has it he was born by a process of spontaneous combustion
which may explain why his jabbering is always so fustian.  

He threatened attorney Gloria Allred to her his penis show
and bragged that seeing it would set her aglow.
If Gloria had seen it she would no doubt sympathize
and assure him something could probably be done about its size.

His obsession with what he has, or has not, in his pants
may explain his many psychoneurotic rants.
Is Donald, as some claim, left fretfully grieving
when his trophy wives keep on leaving?

He is very proud of his chip-off-the-old-block sons
who on safari are quick to pick up their guns
and, taking aim in broad daylight,
kill every wild life animal that comes in sight.

Is there anyone who can recall
whether their pelts or heads adorn Donald’s wall?
Airlines from their planes now turn them away
but he has his own jet to save the day.

He who hates everything from south of the border
should try to put his house in order.
When he said Miss Kelly was a bimbo he was being irrational
and unaware he was advertising a Mexican multinational.

From the Bimbo Group’s world-wide bakeries thousands of workers get their pay
including the 15,000 legal residents they employ in the U.S.A.
Eating their cookies, cakes and marinelas would be good for his nutrition
and might even improve his disposition.

Trump is elated when told the polls about his first place report
and is planning to visit Warsaw to thank them for their support.
When the shrinks heard that they said it was time to turn him in
and confine him to the Trump family loony bin. 

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