When Newt Gingrich mounts the stage with his duck-like waddle
T.V. viewers are on edge to hear his latest twaddle.
At his last appearance they wondered what liquid refreshment he had imbibed
before his planned moon colony he described.
Although to the sane members of his audience he appeared to be delirious
he sounded as if he really was serious.
About his delusions there’s no room for debate
when he says with 13,000 inhabitants the moon could become a U.S. state.