Newt’s Moonatic Madness

When Newt Gingrich mounts the stage with his duck-like waddle

T.V. viewers are on edge to hear his latest twaddle. 

At his last appearance they wondered what liquid refreshment he had imbibed

before his planned moon colony he described.

Although to the sane members of his audience he appeared to be delirious

he sounded as if he really was serious.

About his delusions there’s no room for debate

when he says with 13,000 inhabitants the moon  could become  a U.S. state.

The Republican Reality Show

I must confess i could hardly wait
to witness every Republican presidential debate
On my best behaviour and trying not to cry
I listened to the candidates tell lie after lie.

Michele Bachmann says scientists who had the Nobel Prize
their belief in intelligent design do not disguise.
When asked to tell us what they are called
she says those doubting her should be black-balled.