Fools Rush In

I look for news of Rush Limbaugh
when I want to cheer up with a good guffaw.
He’s the guy who, presenting himself as one of society’s pillars,
can only keep going by ingesting painkillers.

The latest I see is that he has married once more
after wife number three ran out the door.
At the wedding the guests were the usual suspects that give us a fright
although Anne Coulter seemed to be nowhere in sight.

Is Jan Imbibing Too Much of Her Family’s Brew?

In Arizona if Governor Brewer does not like how you look,
her immigration police your presence won’t brook.
Latinos and Orientals whose faces that to her do not seem white
will, if Jan has her way, be made to take flight.

If you forget it’s forbidden and are heard to speak Spanish
her law enforcers you surely will banish.
To her state she proclaims they are detrimental
those seen on the street who don’t appear Occidental