and very soon he will be gone.
Can anyone account for the actions of Mr. Weiner,
that would explain his bizarre demeanor?.
What can have happened to his brain
that made him flush everything down the drain?
Why did he, judged by colleagues as being among the bright,
put on his future so damaging a blight?
Was it attention that he sought?
Did he unconsciously want to he caught?
Was he suffering from depression?
Was it perhaps a Freudian repression?
A pity when the good doctor lectured about behavioral disorders
no-one had yet invented recorders.
Did he really claim that what every woman, including Venus,
yearned for most of all was to have a penis.
Penis envy was the term he used
and it has left politicians and sportsmen confused.
They believe it meant women wanted theirs to be shown
instead of longing to have one of their own.
This has led to a spate of tweeted pictures
that brought upon the senders outraged strictures.
It’s not easy to understand how anyone a thrill could get
by exposing their intimate details on the net.
The moral is one that’s very clear.
One should not show the whole world all one’s gear
So let any man who would like to be thought of as a masher
be careful not to become a cyberflasher.
Many skeptics there are who think
Freud was the one who needed a shrink.